The Workshop

Found at bayou renaissance man:
I didn't build this, and if I had, I wouldn't use it to drive home from the bar.
Still, you have to give the fellow full marks for creativity, and the thing even comes with a wheelie caster to make falling off the rear more difficult, as long as you can hold on to the steering wheel. It should probably have one on the front, too, in case you should need to stop or something. Add surfaces left and right of the steering wheel to place your drink and ash tray, and you're ready for Burning Man.

Oh yeah, and avoid hard turns, too. Crash suit and helmet? Of course, although 15 beers will, indeed, reduce the pain. Read the story at the link.