Seafood

These little cuties will soon be gracing the seafood platters at new years parties and Dead Lobster franchises all over the world, as they seem to be quite numerous, and to date, essentially un-harvested due to the extreme depth at which they live.

Sure, they look like lice in their natural state, but as a commenter remarked, once deep fried in batter, no one will notice.

Original article here, courtesy of the Mail.

The problems will not manifest until the adults notice that their sprat are being captured by the bipeds on the surface, and come up to straighten us out on that count.