Thanks to Dave Barry, one of my favorite sources of literary entertainment.
I liked the" emerging zombie yard sculpture", item 11 on the list. Show the neighbors where your interests lie. Let them know that's why you have that huge gun collection, and enough ammo to last to the end of the invasion. Who needs gnomes, pink flamingos, or barnyard animals, unless you're REALLY in to barnyard animals, in which case maybe you better forget the whole thing.
Plant this baby in your front yard, and retire to watch "The Return of the Son of the Bride of Frankenstein vs. the Living, Laughing Dead II".
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