The Wash. D.C. inspector general is reporting that the Federal Election Commission has been repeatedly hacked.
In possibly unrelated news, the FEC is reporting that the recount of the 2012 election, which no one seems to be able to recall, Barack Obama finished 2% ahead of Mitt Romney but both candidates lost convincingly to heretofore unknown candidate M. Mouse who seems to have garnered some 94% of the popular vote.
While Mr. Mouse consistently gets a small percentage of the popular vote in races ranging from local councils to POTUS, this is the first time anyone can remember him winning this convincingly. Officials of the FEC are seeking Mr. Mouse out and expect to have him moved into the White House shortly.