Got Flu?

This handy chart has been floating around the net for a couple of days now, so as a public service, I reproduce it here.

The problem with it is that some groups/religions/nationalities have been objecting to the use of the word "swine", or "Mexican" to describe the affliction. It has been suggested, and I support, that we call this the "Chupacabra flu". After all, nobody likes the Chupacabra.