Conspiricies

Eeeeevil conspiracies. I love a good conspiracy. I haven't seen a really good one since the "smoking bananas" hoax of the late 60s. Here's one in a darker vein, but I know there are better ones than that.
Here's mine, based on the one in the previous link:

It’s all part of the deal Bush made with the Clintons. He would prepare the camps, on the grounds that captured terrorists need to be kept somewhere, and when Hillary was sworn in (you don’t think they’d let Obama get the presidency, did you) the enemies of the state (of the trilateral commission, that is) would quietly disappear, and in return for his help, Bush would get a generous “retirement package” over and above what he would normally get. Hillary would then invoke those executive orders to disband congress and declare herself “president for life”, a title lost to the Dems since 1944.

OK, blogsters, internet meme time. Tag you’re it. Take a big hit off the ‘ol bong, and see if you can do better.

The North American Union one is off limits. Hillary doesn't want to be president of Mexico. They can just cast absentee ballots.