Tuesday, April 29, 2008

Political humor

I got an invitation to see and hear an artist next week:

> Artist's visit will offer taste of what's to come August 21-29

My tongue-in-cheek comment:
Oh wow, man, I got tear gassed in Boulder when I was a student there, and really don't need to be reminded what that was like. Also, when the pigs arrest you, roll up in a fetal position, on your back, with your arms around your head. This minimizes the chance that the beating will do permanent damage.
Bone up on using a bandanna as a slingshot. You can toss a Molotov cocktail nearly twice as far that way.
Type your slogans into a Word document on your computer, and run spell-check BEFORE you get out the poster paint. If you reference anything historical, that is before 2000, run it by Wikipedia before you commit to indelible marker. "FDR din't free the slaves so Obama could be linched in Denver" may not get you on the news, but you will be all over the internet, just not in a good way.
I'll try to be there.
Bill

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