Wednesday, August 24, 2016

Jump Starting A Brain

A doctor has developed a new technique for jump-starting a comatose brain. In my experience at jump starting stuff, I find a bit of starter fluid speeds the process along. Something appropriate to the item being started. Ether for internal combustion engines or coffee for humans. This one
seen here being supported in an upright position by an internal shaft, looks like she needs a fairly extreme approach. Based on past history I'd say to start with a stiff shot of Jack and a medium sized lightning bolt. Whatever they've been using to rejuvenate this corpse, it only seems to work for a limited time before she needs to go back into the tank of embalming fluid for a few more days.

The real life(?) version of Weekend At Bernie's

3 comments:

jed said...

In some cases, extreme measures are needed.

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