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Medicare
- Part G -
Nursing Home
Plan
Say you're an older senior citizen and can no
longer take
care of
yourself. The
government
says there's
no Nursing
Home care
available for
you. So, what
do you do?
You opt for
Part G.
Our plan gives anyone 65 years or older a gun (Part G)
and four
bullets. You
are allowed to
shoot four
politicians.
This means, of
course, that
you'll be sent
to prison
where you'll
receive three
meals a day, a
roof over your
head, central
heating &
air
conditioning,
cable TV,
library, and
all the Health
Care you
need. Need
new teeth? No
problem. Need
glasses?
That's great.
Need a hearing
aid, new hip,
knees, kidney,
lungs, sex
change, or
heart?
They're all
covered.
As an added bonus, your kids can come and visit
you at least
as often as
they do now!
And, who will be paying for all of this? The same
government
that just told
you they can't
afford for you
to go into a
home. And....you can get rid of 4 useless politicians while
you're at it.
And now,
because you're
a prisoner,
you don't have
to pay any
more income
taxes.
Is this a great country or what?
Now that we've solved your senior financial
planning,
enjoy your
week .....
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Myself I'm not quite ready for this and plan to self-identify as an illegal alien in order to get all those benefits without having to go to jail first.
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