Friday, February 7, 2014

Olympics!

Let's see...
Russians and Turks competing? Check.
Down in the Crimea area? Check.
A visit by the Czar Putin? Check.
Mass distribution of condoms? Check.

A marvellous contest was set for the day,
a visit was made by the Czar.
The streets they were lined
with harlots reclined,
in honor of Ivan Skavar.

Sorry, but once you've heard the other lyrics to some of the old classics, you tend to forget the originals and when you do hear the original, you have a hard time not laughing. It's like listening to Dance Of The Hours and not thinking of Camp Granada.

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