Solving The IRS Problem

Another day, another scandal. It's as though the white house solves all it's problems by creating a new one to draw attention from the last one. Here's something original. The IRS is proposing to eliminate the scandal of being used to target the presidents enemies by issuing new internal rules on the topic.

They propose to make it legal.

Even better, as these are internal rules, no outside approval is required. Stroke of the directors pen, end of the problem.

A benevolent dictatorship is the best form of government. Take a problem to a partisan legislature and all you get is partisan bickering. Take your problem to the dictator, and it gets solved on the spot to the greatest benefit of the greatest number.
                 Reportedly from a campaign speech by Benito Mussolini