Saturday, March 9, 2013

Bloomberg Blames Gun Violence On Space Aliens

O.K. he isn't there yet...quite. He is working on it with his proposed bans on Big Gulps, Styrofoam cups, blaming overcrowding in the homeless shelters on private jet owners, and wondering about the government requiring citizens to perform daily calisthenics.

.One has to wonder if at least part of the reason he travels with armed guards is because a background check on Hizzoner would reveal a psychiatric hold on his right to carry.

Remember that the difference between crazy and eccentric is the size of your personal fortune.

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