What's the Persian Word For Pimp?

Imam, apparently.

In their defense, the pimps cut is only 5%.

Stiff qualifications too:

We ask that all the sisters who are interested in applying, to furnish two full-length photographs (fully hijabed and properly veiled), their academic diplomas, proof of their virginity and a certificate of good physical and psychological health which they can obtain through the health and human services of the township of their residence.

No telling if there's a discount for second and subsequent "marriages" or what.