Tuesday, July 3, 2018

Extend Your Life?

Study suggests that 8+ cups of coffee a day can help you live longer. I think that all it actually does is keep your body fidgeting after you die, giving the illusion of extended life.

Of course the rattling coming from inside your coffin at the funeral might be disconcerting to the attendees, but just think of it as your last joke on them.

Unless of course it turns out you are in fact still alive in which case the joke is on you.

2 comments:

Merle Morrison said...

Just s long as you don't have a closed casket - you will be OK! :)

Richard G. Combs said...

The benefit wasn't dependent on caffeine. Even the sissies who drank decaf lived longer. It's most likely the polyphenols and other anti-oxidants in coffee, which reduce inflammation.

More info: MedicalNewsToday